Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer.

Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer.

And broughte of mighty ale a large quart.

And broughte of mighty ale a large quart.

You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried, you float.

You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried, you float.

Of course one should not drink much, but often.

Of course one should not drink much, but often.

Do not cease to drink beer, to eat, to intoxicate thyself, to make love, and to celebrate the good days.

Do not cease to drink beer, to eat, to intoxicate thyself, to make love, and to celebrate the good days.

Get up and dance, get up and smile, get up and drink to the days that are gone in the read more

Get up and dance, get up and smile, get up and drink to the days that are gone in the shortest while.

If after the manner of men I have fought with beasts at Ephesus,
what advantageth it me, if the read more

If after the manner of men I have fought with beasts at Ephesus,
what advantageth it me, if the dead rise not? let us eat and
drink; for to morrow we die.

The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer.

The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer.

It's a long time between drinks.

It's a long time between drinks.