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The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer.

The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer.

by Egyptian Proverb Found in: Beer Quotes,
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Inspiring bold John Barleycorn,
What dangers thou canst make us scorn!
Wi' tippenny, we fear nae evil;
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Inspiring bold John Barleycorn,
What dangers thou canst make us scorn!
Wi' tippenny, we fear nae evil;
Wi' usquebae, we'll face the devil!

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When I got up to the Peacock--where I found everybody drinking
hot punch in self-preservation.

When I got up to the Peacock--where I found everybody drinking
hot punch in self-preservation.

by Charles Dickens Found in: Drinking Quotes,
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When you invite the whole world to your party, inevitably someone pees in the beer.

When you invite the whole world to your party, inevitably someone pees in the beer.

by Xeni Jardin Found in: Beer Quotes, Party Quotes,
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Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.

Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.

by W. C. Fields Found in: Drinking Quotes,
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If after the manner of men I have fought with beasts at Ephesus,
what advantageth it me, if the read more

If after the manner of men I have fought with beasts at Ephesus,
what advantageth it me, if the dead rise not? let us eat and
drink; for to morrow we die.

by Bible Found in: Drinking Quotes,
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A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it's better to be thoroughly sure.

A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it's better to be thoroughly sure.

by Czech Proverb Found in: Beer Quotes,
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The government will fall that raises the price of beer.

The government will fall that raises the price of beer.

by Czech Proverb Found in: Beer Quotes,
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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

by Henny Youngman Found in: Drinking Quotes,
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