When you invite the whole world to your party, inevitably someone pees in the beer.

When you invite the whole world to your party, inevitably someone pees in the beer.

Party honesty is party expediency.

Party honesty is party expediency.

I know my Republican friends were glad to see my wife feeding an elephant in India. She gave him sugar read more

I know my Republican friends were glad to see my wife feeding an elephant in India. She gave him sugar and nuts. But of course the elephant wasn't satisfied.

All parties without exception, when they seek for power, are varieties of absolutism.

All parties without exception, when they seek for power, are varieties of absolutism.

I have been thinking that I would make a proposition to my Republican friends.... That if they will top telling read more

I have been thinking that I would make a proposition to my Republican friends.... That if they will top telling lies about the Democrats, we will stop telling the truth about them.

We've been there on World Wars, it's time for World Party I.

We've been there on World Wars, it's time for World Party I.

He serves his party best who serves the country best.

He serves his party best who serves the country best.

The best system is to have one party govern and the other party watch.

The best system is to have one party govern and the other party watch.

Declare World Party I !

Declare World Party I !