Sometimes party loyalty asks too much.

Sometimes party loyalty asks too much.

I know my Republican friends were glad to see my wife feeding an elephant in India. She gave him sugar read more

I know my Republican friends were glad to see my wife feeding an elephant in India. She gave him sugar and nuts. But of course the elephant wasn't satisfied.

When you invite the whole world to your party, inevitably someone pees in the beer.

When you invite the whole world to your party, inevitably someone pees in the beer.

We've been there on World Wars, it's time for World Party I.

We've been there on World Wars, it's time for World Party I.

Party is the madness of many, for the gains of a few.

Party is the madness of many, for the gains of a few.

I have been thinking that I would make a proposition to my Republican friends.... That if they will top telling read more

I have been thinking that I would make a proposition to my Republican friends.... That if they will top telling lies about the Democrats, we will stop telling the truth about them.

All parties without exception, when they seek for power, are varieties of absolutism.

All parties without exception, when they seek for power, are varieties of absolutism.

The best system is to have one party govern and the other party watch.

The best system is to have one party govern and the other party watch.

Declare World Party I !

Declare World Party I !