Party is the madness of many, for the gains of a few.

Party is the madness of many, for the gains of a few.

Party honesty is party expediency.

Party honesty is party expediency.

I know my Republican friends were glad to see my wife feeding an elephant in India. She gave him sugar read more

I know my Republican friends were glad to see my wife feeding an elephant in India. She gave him sugar and nuts. But of course the elephant wasn't satisfied.

Sometimes party loyalty asks too much.

Sometimes party loyalty asks too much.

When you invite the whole world to your party, inevitably someone pees in the beer.

When you invite the whole world to your party, inevitably someone pees in the beer.

Poverty and War have no excuse.

Poverty and War have no excuse.

There is no Democratic or Republican way of cleaning the streets.

There is no Democratic or Republican way of cleaning the streets.

I think of myself as a comedian who has the pleasure of writing jokes about things that I actually care read more

I think of myself as a comedian who has the pleasure of writing jokes about things that I actually care about. And that's really it. You know, if I really wanted to enact social change… I have great respect for people who are in the front lines and the trenches of trying to enact social change. I am far lazier than that.

I am not a member of any organized party--I am a Democrat.

I am not a member of any organized party--I am a Democrat.