First they ignore you. Then they laugh at you. Then they fight you. Then you win.

First they ignore you. Then they laugh at you. Then they fight you. Then you win.

I am not a member of any organized party--I am a Democrat.

I am not a member of any organized party--I am a Democrat.

He serves his party best who serves the country best.

He serves his party best who serves the country best.

I think of myself as a comedian who has the pleasure of writing jokes about things that I actually care read more

I think of myself as a comedian who has the pleasure of writing jokes about things that I actually care about. And that's really it. You know, if I really wanted to enact social change… I have great respect for people who are in the front lines and the trenches of trying to enact social change. I am far lazier than that.

All parties without exception, when they seek for power, are varieties of absolutism.

All parties without exception, when they seek for power, are varieties of absolutism.

There is no Democratic or Republican way of cleaning the streets.

There is no Democratic or Republican way of cleaning the streets.

Party honesty is party expediency.

Party honesty is party expediency.

The best system is to have one party govern and the other party watch.

The best system is to have one party govern and the other party watch.

Poverty and War have no excuse.

Poverty and War have no excuse.