I know my Republican friends were glad to see my wife feeding an elephant in India. She gave him sugar read more

I know my Republican friends were glad to see my wife feeding an elephant in India. She gave him sugar and nuts. But of course the elephant wasn't satisfied.

Declare World Party I !

Declare World Party I !

Party honesty is party expediency.

Party honesty is party expediency.

He serves his party best who serves the country best.

He serves his party best who serves the country best.

I have been thinking that I would make a proposition to my Republican friends.... That if they will top telling read more

I have been thinking that I would make a proposition to my Republican friends.... That if they will top telling lies about the Democrats, we will stop telling the truth about them.

The sun with light umber
touches vined cucumber
The more he tickles
the more there are pickles.

The sun with light umber
touches vined cucumber
The more he tickles
the more there are pickles.

Sometimes party loyalty asks too much.

Sometimes party loyalty asks too much.

When you invite the whole world to your party, inevitably someone pees in the beer.

When you invite the whole world to your party, inevitably someone pees in the beer.

The best system is to have one party govern and the other party watch.

The best system is to have one party govern and the other party watch.