When you invite the whole world to your party, inevitably someone pees in the beer.

When you invite the whole world to your party, inevitably someone pees in the beer.

I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night.

I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night.

The government will fall that raises the price of beer.

The government will fall that raises the price of beer.

Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, It makes you lean....Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.

Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, It makes you lean....Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.

Do not cease to drink beer, to eat, to intoxicate thyself, to make love, and to celebrate the good days.

Do not cease to drink beer, to eat, to intoxicate thyself, to make love, and to celebrate the good days.

A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it's better to be thoroughly sure.

A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it's better to be thoroughly sure.

Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer.

Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer.