Ronald Reagan

A vacation is like love - anticipated with pleasure, experienced with discomfort and remembered with nostalgia

A vacation is like love - anticipated with pleasure, experienced with discomfort and remembered with nostalgia

The taxpayer - that's someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination.

The taxpayer - that's someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination.

A hippie is someone who looks like Tarzan, walks like Jane and smells like Cheetah.

A hippie is someone who looks like Tarzan, walks like Jane and smells like Cheetah.

Limits exist only in the mind

Limits exist only in the mind

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always read more

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book.