I have been thinking that I would make a proposition to my Republican friends.... That if they will top telling read more

I have been thinking that I would make a proposition to my Republican friends.... That if they will top telling lies about the Democrats, we will stop telling the truth about them.

I know my Republican friends were glad to see my wife feeding an elephant in India. She gave him sugar read more

I know my Republican friends were glad to see my wife feeding an elephant in India. She gave him sugar and nuts. But of course the elephant wasn't satisfied.

He serves his party best who serves the country best.

He serves his party best who serves the country best.

All parties without exception, when they seek for power, are varieties of absolutism.

All parties without exception, when they seek for power, are varieties of absolutism.

I am not a member of any organized party--I am a Democrat.

I am not a member of any organized party--I am a Democrat.

There is no Democratic or Republican way of cleaning the streets.

There is no Democratic or Republican way of cleaning the streets.

We've been there on World Wars, it's time for World Party I.

We've been there on World Wars, it's time for World Party I.

When you invite the whole world to your party, inevitably someone pees in the beer.

When you invite the whole world to your party, inevitably someone pees in the beer.

We're the party that wants to see an America in which people can still get rich.

We're the party that wants to see an America in which people can still get rich.