I know my Republican friends were glad to see my wife feeding an elephant in India. She gave him sugar read more

I know my Republican friends were glad to see my wife feeding an elephant in India. She gave him sugar and nuts. But of course the elephant wasn't satisfied.

When you invite the whole world to your party, inevitably someone pees in the beer.

When you invite the whole world to your party, inevitably someone pees in the beer.

I have been thinking that I would make a proposition to my Republican friends.... That if they will top telling read more

I have been thinking that I would make a proposition to my Republican friends.... That if they will top telling lies about the Democrats, we will stop telling the truth about them.

Declare World Party I !

Declare World Party I !

Party honesty is party expediency.

Party honesty is party expediency.

All parties without exception, when they seek for power, are varieties of absolutism.

All parties without exception, when they seek for power, are varieties of absolutism.

We've been there on World Wars, it's time for World Party I.

We've been there on World Wars, it's time for World Party I.

We're the party that wants to see an America in which people can still get rich.

We're the party that wants to see an America in which people can still get rich.

He serves his party best who serves the country best.

He serves his party best who serves the country best.