When you invite the whole world to your party, inevitably someone pees in the beer.

When you invite the whole world to your party, inevitably someone pees in the beer.

Party honesty is party expediency.

Party honesty is party expediency.

I know my Republican friends were glad to see my wife feeding an elephant in India. She gave him sugar read more

I know my Republican friends were glad to see my wife feeding an elephant in India. She gave him sugar and nuts. But of course the elephant wasn't satisfied.

Party is the madness of many, for the gains of a few.

Party is the madness of many, for the gains of a few.

I am not a member of any organized party--I am a Democrat.

I am not a member of any organized party--I am a Democrat.

Sometimes party loyalty asks too much.

Sometimes party loyalty asks too much.

I have been thinking that I would make a proposition to my Republican friends.... That if they will top telling read more

I have been thinking that I would make a proposition to my Republican friends.... That if they will top telling lies about the Democrats, we will stop telling the truth about them.

Declare World Party I !

Declare World Party I !

The best system is to have one party govern and the other party watch.

The best system is to have one party govern and the other party watch.