Ne'er take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in.

Ne'er take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in.

Bachelors know more about women than married men do. If they didn't, they'd be married too.

Bachelors know more about women than married men do. If they didn't, they'd be married too.

Don't you realize that as long as you have to sit down to pee, you'll never be a dominant force read more

Don't you realize that as long as you have to sit down to pee, you'll never be a dominant force in the world? You'll never be a convincing technocrat or middle manager. Because people will know. She's in there sitting down.

Man loves little and often. Woman much and rarely.

Man loves little and often. Woman much and rarely.

For a male and female to live continuously together is...biologically speaking, an extremely unnatural condition.

For a male and female to live continuously together is...biologically speaking, an extremely unnatural condition.

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.

Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.

Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.

She'd have you spew up what you've drunk when you were out.

She'd have you spew up what you've drunk when you were out.

One should never trust a woman who tells one her real age. A woman who would tell one that would read more

One should never trust a woman who tells one her real age. A woman who would tell one that would tell one anything.