I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how read more

I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting.

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get read more

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out.

And behind every man who's a failure there's a woman, too!

And behind every man who's a failure there's a woman, too!

What a man sows, that shall he and his relations reap.

What a man sows, that shall he and his relations reap.

The society of women is the element of good manners.

The society of women is the element of good manners.

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like read more

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.

Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.

Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.

A mother understands what a child does not say.

A mother understands what a child does not say.

To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties.

To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties.