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A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your read more
A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.
While farmers generally allow one rooster for ten hens, ten men are scarcely sufficient to service one woman.
While farmers generally allow one rooster for ten hens, ten men are scarcely sufficient to service one woman.
Man is not the enemy here, but the fellow victim.
Man is not the enemy here, but the fellow victim.
He followed in his father's footsteps, but his gait was somewhat erratic.
He followed in his father's footsteps, but his gait was somewhat erratic.
The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to read more
What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be trusted, and sometimes, just to be held. What Men Want: Tickets for the world series.
When women go wrong, men go right after them. -Mae West.
When women go wrong, men go right after them. -Mae West.
Marriage is a great institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
Marriage is a great institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
God gave women intuition and femininity. Used properly, the combination easily jumbles the brain of any man I've ever met. read more
God gave women intuition and femininity. Used properly, the combination easily jumbles the brain of any man I've ever met. -Farrah Fawcett.
