Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young.

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young.

Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended.

Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended.

Of all the rights of women, the greatest is to be a mother.

Of all the rights of women, the greatest is to be a mother.

Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.

Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.

Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently.

Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently.

I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how read more

I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting.

She'd have you spew up what you've drunk when you were out.

She'd have you spew up what you've drunk when you were out.

A woman in love can't be reasonable--or she probably wouldn't be in love.

A woman in love can't be reasonable--or she probably wouldn't be in love.

Sometimes the strength of motherhood is greater than natural laws.

Sometimes the strength of motherhood is greater than natural laws.