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Family jokes, though rightly cursed by strangers, are the bond that keeps most families alive.
Family jokes, though rightly cursed by strangers, are the bond that keeps most families alive.
Epperson's law: When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at.
Epperson's law: When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at.
The feminine mystique has succeeded in burying millions of American women alive.
The feminine mystique has succeeded in burying millions of American women alive.
By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.
By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.
Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...
Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...
Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.
Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.
The most expensive wedding usually ends with the quickest divorce.
The most expensive wedding usually ends with the quickest divorce.
Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker room is the temple where read more
Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker room is the temple where they worship arrested development.
One should never trust a woman who tells one her real age. A woman who would tell one that would read more
One should never trust a woman who tells one her real age. A woman who would tell one that would tell one anything.
