Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

Men are like a deck of cards. You'll find the occasional king, but most are jacks.

Men are like a deck of cards. You'll find the occasional king, but most are jacks.

Patience makes a woman beautiful in middle age.

Patience makes a woman beautiful in middle age.

When a woman behaves like a man why doesn't she behave like a nice man?

When a woman behaves like a man why doesn't she behave like a nice man?

Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.

Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.

My family is my strength and my weakness.

My family is my strength and my weakness.

They say that women talk too much. If you have worked in congress you know that the filibuster was invented read more

They say that women talk too much. If you have worked in congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. -Clare Booth Luce.

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. -Timothy Leary.

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. -Timothy Leary.