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I hate women because they always know where things are.
I hate women because they always know where things are.
The majority of persons choose their wives with as little prudence as they eat. They see a troll with nothing read more
The majority of persons choose their wives with as little prudence as they eat. They see a troll with nothing else to recommend her but a pair of thighs and choice hunkers, and so smart to void their seed that they marry her at once. They imagine they can live in marvelous contentment with handsome feet and ambrosial buttocks. Most men are accredited fools shortly after they leave the womb.
The society of women is the element of good manners.
The society of women is the element of good manners.
A family can develop only with a loving woman as its center.
A family can develop only with a loving woman as its center.
Generally, employees who file complaints of discrimination do so as a last resort.
Generally, employees who file complaints of discrimination do so as a last resort.
If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring.
If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring.
Be kind to thy father, for when thou were young, who loved thee so fondly as he? He caught the read more
Be kind to thy father, for when thou were young, who loved thee so fondly as he? He caught the first accents that fell from thy tongue, and joined in thy innocent glee.
A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What do you mean?" read more
A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What do you mean?" responded her mother. "Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came back with another.".
Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each other in practice read more
Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result being that they get on each other's nerves and regularly erupt into vicious emotional shouting matches over such issues as toaster settings.
