If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.

If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.

I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home, which answer the same purpose as read more

I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home, which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.

Marriage is a great institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

Marriage is a great institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended.

Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended.

Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.

Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.

A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her read more

A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again.

The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.

The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.

You don't know a woman until you have a letter from her

You don't know a woman until you have a letter from her

You can only perceive real beauty in a person as they get older.

You can only perceive real beauty in a person as they get older.