Why did Nature create man? Was it to show that she is big enough to make mistakes, or was it read more

Why did Nature create man? Was it to show that she is big enough to make mistakes, or was it pure ignorance?

Diamonds never leave you... men do!

Diamonds never leave you... men do!

Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker room is the temple where read more

Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker room is the temple where they worship arrested development.

When a man gets up to speak, people listen, then look. When a woman gets up, people look; then, if read more

When a man gets up to speak, people listen, then look. When a woman gets up, people look; then, if they like what they see, they listen.

Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended.

Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended.

Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives.

Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives.

A good husband makes a good wife.

A good husband makes a good wife.

One should never trust a woman who tells one her real age. A woman who would tell one that would read more

One should never trust a woman who tells one her real age. A woman who would tell one that would tell one anything.

A mother understands what a child does not say.

A mother understands what a child does not say.