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    Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around her neck 'Lay on Top of Me Or I'll Die.' I didn't know what I was gonna do....".

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A small family is soon provided for.

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The man that blushes is not quite a brute.

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My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in bed with read more

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Ne'er take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in.

Ne'er take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in.

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Being a gentleman is the number one priority, the chief question integral to our national life.

Being a gentleman is the number one priority, the chief question integral to our national life.

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Though bachelors be the strongest stakes, married men are the best binders, in the hedge of the commonwealth.

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I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.

I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.

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Men are not the enemy, but the fellow victims. The real enemy is women's denigration of themselves. -Betty Friedan.

Men are not the enemy, but the fellow victims. The real enemy is women's denigration of themselves. -Betty Friedan.

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