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    Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around her neck 'Lay on Top of Me Or I'll Die.' I didn't know what I was gonna do....".

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A mother who is really a mother is never free.

A mother who is really a mother is never free.

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Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.

Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.

by Anonymous Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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They keep saying the right person will come along, I think mine got hit by a truck.

They keep saying the right person will come along, I think mine got hit by a truck.

by Oscar Wilde Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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An ounce of mother is worth a pound of clergy.

An ounce of mother is worth a pound of clergy.

by Spanish Proverb Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.

I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.

by Cass Daley Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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If I were a girl, I'd despair. The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve read more

If I were a girl, I'd despair. The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve them.

by Sacha Guitry Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.

Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.

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The distinction between children and adults, while probably useful for some purposes, is at bottom a specious one, I feel. read more

The distinction between children and adults, while probably useful for some purposes, is at bottom a specious one, I feel. There are only individual egos, crazy for love.

by Don Barthelme Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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What a man sows, that shall he and his relations reap.

What a man sows, that shall he and his relations reap.

by Clarissa Graves Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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