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    Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around her neck 'Lay on Top of Me Or I'll Die.' I didn't know what I was gonna do....".

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I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call me read more

I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat. -Rebecca West.

by Rebecca West Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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When women go wrong, men go right after them.

When women go wrong, men go right after them.

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If all men are born free, why is it that all women are born slaves?

If all men are born free, why is it that all women are born slaves?

by Mary Astell Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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Man loves little and often. Woman much and rarely.

Man loves little and often. Woman much and rarely.

by Basta Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to read more

What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be trusted, and sometimes, just to be held. What Men Want: Tickets for the world series.

by Dave Barry Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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Man is not the enemy here, but the fellow victim.

Man is not the enemy here, but the fellow victim.

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The majority of persons choose their wives with as little prudence as they eat. They see a troll with nothing read more

The majority of persons choose their wives with as little prudence as they eat. They see a troll with nothing else to recommend her but a pair of thighs and choice hunkers, and so smart to void their seed that they marry her at once. They imagine they can live in marvelous contentment with handsome feet and ambrosial buttocks. Most men are accredited fools shortly after they leave the womb.

by Edward Dahlberg Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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The trouble with some women is they get all excited about nothing, and then they marry him.

The trouble with some women is they get all excited about nothing, and then they marry him.

by Cher Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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Some people can stay longer in an hour than others can in a week.

Some people can stay longer in an hour than others can in a week.

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