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    Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around her neck 'Lay on Top of Me Or I'll Die.' I didn't know what I was gonna do....".

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Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.

Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.

by Douglas Jerold Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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Marriage is like a box of chocolates. You have to squeeze a few bottoms to make sure you like what read more

Marriage is like a box of chocolates. You have to squeeze a few bottoms to make sure you like what you are getting.

by Anonymous Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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There is no kind of harassment that a man may not inflict on a woman with impunity in civilized societies.

There is no kind of harassment that a man may not inflict on a woman with impunity in civilized societies.

by Denis Diderot Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

by Maryon Pearson Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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The woman who is known only through a man is known wrong.

The woman who is known only through a man is known wrong.

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Few misfortunes can befall a boy which bring worse consequences than to have a really affectionate mother.

Few misfortunes can befall a boy which bring worse consequences than to have a really affectionate mother.

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A mother who is really a mother is never free.

A mother who is really a mother is never free.

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A good cigar is as great a comfort to a man as a good cry is to a woman.

A good cigar is as great a comfort to a man as a good cry is to a woman.

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Men say they love independence in a woman, but they don't waste a second demolishing it brick by brick.

Men say they love independence in a woman, but they don't waste a second demolishing it brick by brick.

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