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Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.
Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.
I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home, which answer the same purpose as read more
I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home, which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.
The most expensive wedding usually ends with the quickest divorce.
The most expensive wedding usually ends with the quickest divorce.
Women are most fascinating between the ages of thirty-five and forty, after they have won a few races and know read more
Women are most fascinating between the ages of thirty-five and forty, after they have won a few races and know how to pace themselves. Since few women ever pass forty, maximum fascination can continue indefinitely.
Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing they read more
Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing they die earlier.
Being a gentleman is the number one priority, the chief question integral to our national life.
Being a gentleman is the number one priority, the chief question integral to our national life.
Cautious, careful people, always casting about to preserve their reputations ... can never effect a reform. -Susan B. Anthony.
Cautious, careful people, always casting about to preserve their reputations ... can never effect a reform. -Susan B. Anthony.
The distinction between children and adults, while probably useful for some purposes, is at bottom a specious one, I feel. read more
The distinction between children and adults, while probably useful for some purposes, is at bottom a specious one, I feel. There are only individual egos, crazy for love.
She'd have you spew up what you've drunk when you were out.
She'd have you spew up what you've drunk when you were out.
