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    I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.

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What a man sows, that shall he and his relations reap.

What a man sows, that shall he and his relations reap.

by Clarissa Graves Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What do you mean?" read more

A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What do you mean?" responded her mother. "Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came back with another.".

by Anonymous Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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There is always a chance that he who sets himself up as his brother's keeper will end up by being read more

There is always a chance that he who sets himself up as his brother's keeper will end up by being his jail-keeper.

by Eric Hoffer Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family: Whatever you call it, read more

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family: Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one.

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Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing they read more

Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing they die earlier.

by Gloria Steinem Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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While farmers generally allow one rooster for ten hens, ten men are scarcely sufficient to service one woman.

While farmers generally allow one rooster for ten hens, ten men are scarcely sufficient to service one woman.

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The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.

The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.

by Jean Kerr Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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There is a destiny that makes us brothers, No one goes his way alone; All that we send into the read more

There is a destiny that makes us brothers, No one goes his way alone; All that we send into the lives of others, Comes back into our own.

by Edwin Markham Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. -Timothy Leary.

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. -Timothy Leary.

by Timothy Leary Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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