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    I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.

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Men are not the enemy, but the fellow victims. The real enemy is women's denigration of themselves. -Betty Friedan.

Men are not the enemy, but the fellow victims. The real enemy is women's denigration of themselves. -Betty Friedan.

by Betty Friedan Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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If ever two were one, then surely we. If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.

If ever two were one, then surely we. If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.

by Lenny Bruce Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely read more

A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed

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The family is the nucleus of civilization.

The family is the nucleus of civilization.

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Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.

Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.

by Anonymous Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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Marriage isn't a word... it's a sentence.

Marriage isn't a word... it's a sentence.

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Call no man your father upon the earth, for one is your Father, which is in heaven.

Call no man your father upon the earth, for one is your Father, which is in heaven.

by Bible Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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A man who marries a woman to educate her falls a victim to the same fallacy as the woman who read more

A man who marries a woman to educate her falls a victim to the same fallacy as the woman who marries a man to reform him.

by Alphonse Karr Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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One should never trust a woman who tells one her real age. A woman who would tell one that would read more

One should never trust a woman who tells one her real age. A woman who would tell one that would tell one anything.

by Oscar Wilde Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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