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Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker room is the temple where read more
Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker room is the temple where they worship arrested development.
The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.
The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.
Such a wife as I want... must be young, handsome I lay most stress upon a good shape, sensible a read more
Such a wife as I want... must be young, handsome I lay most stress upon a good shape, sensible a little learning will do, well-bread, chaste, and tender. As to religion, a moderate stock will satisfy me. She must believe in God and hate a saint.
Patience makes a woman beautiful in middle age.
Patience makes a woman beautiful in middle age.
A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.
A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.
When women go wrong, men go right after them. -Mae West.
When women go wrong, men go right after them. -Mae West.
When women go wrong, men go right after them.
When women go wrong, men go right after them.
Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
A woman's head is always influenced by heart; but a man's heart by his head. -Lady Marguerite Blessington.
A woman's head is always influenced by heart; but a man's heart by his head. -Lady Marguerite Blessington.
