The man that blushes is not quite a brute.

The man that blushes is not quite a brute.

A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your read more

A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.

Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.

Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.

I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.

I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.

Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.

Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.

A small family is soon provided for.

A small family is soon provided for.

If ever two were one, then surely we. If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.

If ever two were one, then surely we. If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.

Other things may change us, but we start and end with family.

Other things may change us, but we start and end with family.

I'm not interested in age. People who tell me their age are silly. You're as old as you feel.

I'm not interested in age. People who tell me their age are silly. You're as old as you feel.