She'd have you spew up what you've drunk when you were out.

She'd have you spew up what you've drunk when you were out.

Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves.

Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves.

The way to fight a woman is with your hat. Grab it and run.

The way to fight a woman is with your hat. Grab it and run.

There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good marriage.

There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good marriage.

Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.

Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.

The man that blushes is not quite a brute.

The man that blushes is not quite a brute.

A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her read more

A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again.

When a man opens the car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.

When a man opens the car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.

Man forgives women anything save the wit to outwit him.

Man forgives women anything save the wit to outwit him.