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To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties.
To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties.
Don't you realize that as long as you have to sit down to pee, you'll never be a dominant force read more
Don't you realize that as long as you have to sit down to pee, you'll never be a dominant force in the world? You'll never be a convincing technocrat or middle manager. Because people will know. She's in there sitting down.
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
Man was made at the end of the week's work, when God was tired
Man was made at the end of the week's work, when God was tired
Men forget but never forgive. Women forgive but never forget.
Men forget but never forgive. Women forgive but never forget.
Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
Woman submits to her fate; man makes his.
Woman submits to her fate; man makes his.
You know, fathers just have a way of putting everything together.
You know, fathers just have a way of putting everything together.
