What a dreadful thing it must be to have a dull father.

What a dreadful thing it must be to have a dull father.

The society of women is the element of good manners.

The society of women is the element of good manners.

For a male and female to live continuously together is...biologically speaking, an extremely unnatural condition.

For a male and female to live continuously together is...biologically speaking, an extremely unnatural condition.

If I were a girl, I'd despair. The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve read more

If I were a girl, I'd despair. The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve them.

Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do and I gave the commonsensical reply that read more

Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do and I gave the commonsensical reply that we don't have as much money. That was a true but incomplete answer. In fact, women's total instinct for gambling is satisfied by marriage.

Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.

Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.

Woman was God's second mistake.

Woman was God's second mistake.

He knows little, who will tell his wife all he knows.

He knows little, who will tell his wife all he knows.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.