I hate women because they always know where things are.

I hate women because they always know where things are.

What a man sows, that shall he and his relations reap.

What a man sows, that shall he and his relations reap.

If it's a woman, its caustic; if it's a man, it's authoritative. -Barbara Walters.

If it's a woman, its caustic; if it's a man, it's authoritative. -Barbara Walters.

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

Thank heaven. A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.

Thank heaven. A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.

I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never be read more

I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to have me.

If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring.

If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring.

A woman's guess is much more accurate than a man's certainty.

A woman's guess is much more accurate than a man's certainty.

He knows little, who will tell his wife all he knows.

He knows little, who will tell his wife all he knows.