Marriage is a great institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

Marriage is a great institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

A mother understands what a child does not say.

A mother understands what a child does not say.

Man was made at the end of the week's work, when God was tired

Man was made at the end of the week's work, when God was tired

Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the read more

Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the gentleman.

Only a few human beings should grow to the square mile; they are commonly planted too close.

Only a few human beings should grow to the square mile; they are commonly planted too close.

I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.

I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.

You know, fathers just have a way of putting everything together.

You know, fathers just have a way of putting everything together.

Whatever else is unsure in this stinking dunghill of a world a mother's love is not.

Whatever else is unsure in this stinking dunghill of a world a mother's love is not.

To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it; whenever you're right, shut read more

To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it; whenever you're right, shut up.