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Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.

by Jackie Mason Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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A small family is soon provided for.

A small family is soon provided for.

by Marvin Kitman Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.

The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.

by Jean Kerr Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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The majority of persons choose their wives with as little prudence as they eat. They see a troll with nothing read more

The majority of persons choose their wives with as little prudence as they eat. They see a troll with nothing else to recommend her but a pair of thighs and choice hunkers, and so smart to void their seed that they marry her at once. They imagine they can live in marvelous contentment with handsome feet and ambrosial buttocks. Most men are accredited fools shortly after they leave the womb.

by Edward Dahlberg Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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A woman who pretends to laugh at love is like a child who sings at night when he is afraid

A woman who pretends to laugh at love is like a child who sings at night when he is afraid

by Stanley Baldwin Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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The trouble with some women is they get all excited about nothing, and then they marry him.

The trouble with some women is they get all excited about nothing, and then they marry him.

by Cher Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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When a man gets up to speak, people listen, then look. When a woman gets up, people look; then, if read more

When a man gets up to speak, people listen, then look. When a woman gets up, people look; then, if they like what they see, they listen.

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There are three things men can do with women: love them, suffer for them, or turn them into literature.

There are three things men can do with women: love them, suffer for them, or turn them into literature.

by Stephen Stills Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in read more

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

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