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    Don't you realize that as long as you have to sit down to pee, you'll never be a dominant force in the world? You'll never be a convincing technocrat or middle manager. Because people will know. She's in there sitting down.

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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.

Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.

by Mark Twain Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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A man who marries a woman to educate her falls a victim to the same fallacy as the woman who read more

A man who marries a woman to educate her falls a victim to the same fallacy as the woman who marries a man to reform him.

by Alphonse Karr Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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If Miss means respectably unmarried, and Mrs. respectably married, then Ms. means nudge, nudge, wink, wink.

If Miss means respectably unmarried, and Mrs. respectably married, then Ms. means nudge, nudge, wink, wink.

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I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.

I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.

by Cass Daley Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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Study to be quiet, and to do your own business. [1 Thessalonians 4:11].

Study to be quiet, and to do your own business. [1 Thessalonians 4:11].

by Bible Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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She was not a women likely to settle for equality when sex gave her an advantage.

She was not a women likely to settle for equality when sex gave her an advantage.

by Anthony Delano Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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Family jokes, though rightly cursed by strangers, are the bond that keeps most families alive.

Family jokes, though rightly cursed by strangers, are the bond that keeps most families alive.

by Stella Benson Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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We've chosen the path to equality, don't let them turn us around.

We've chosen the path to equality, don't let them turn us around.

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While farmers generally allow one rooster for ten hens, ten men are scarcely sufficient to service one woman.

While farmers generally allow one rooster for ten hens, ten men are scarcely sufficient to service one woman.

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