A gentleman will not insult me, and no man not a gentleman can insult me.

A gentleman will not insult me, and no man not a gentleman can insult me.

Girls are like butterflies...pretty to look at, too hard to catch.

Girls are like butterflies...pretty to look at, too hard to catch.

Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.

Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.

And behind every man who's a failure there's a woman, too!

And behind every man who's a failure there's a woman, too!

A mother understands what a child does not say.

A mother understands what a child does not say.

Man was made at the end of the week's work, when God was tired

Man was made at the end of the week's work, when God was tired

Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right, instantly

Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right, instantly

When women go wrong, men go right after them. -Mae West.

When women go wrong, men go right after them. -Mae West.

We say that a girl with her doll anticipates the mother. It is more true, perhaps, that most mothers are read more

We say that a girl with her doll anticipates the mother. It is more true, perhaps, that most mothers are still but children with playthings.