Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do...but she's certain that read more

Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.

We've chosen the path to equality, don't let them turn us around.

We've chosen the path to equality, don't let them turn us around.

If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring.

If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring.

The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.

The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.

I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home, which answer the same purpose as read more

I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home, which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.

Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.

Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.

An ounce of mother is worth a pound of clergy.

An ounce of mother is worth a pound of clergy.

Other things may change us, but we start and end with family.

Other things may change us, but we start and end with family.

Patience makes a woman beautiful in middle age.

Patience makes a woman beautiful in middle age.