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A woman who pretends to laugh at love is like a child who sings at night when he is afraid
A woman who pretends to laugh at love is like a child who sings at night when he is afraid
A small family is soon provided for.
A small family is soon provided for.
The father who does not teach his son his duties is equally guilty with the son who neglects them.
The father who does not teach his son his duties is equally guilty with the son who neglects them.
In the past decade or so, the women's magazines have taken to running home-handyperson articles suggesting that women can learn read more
In the past decade or so, the women's magazines have taken to running home-handyperson articles suggesting that women can learn to fix things just as well as men. These articles are apparently based on the ludicrous assumption that _men_ know how to fix things, when in fact all they know how to do is _look_ at things in a certain squinty-eyed manner, which they learned in Wood Shop; eventually, when enough things in the home are broken, they take a job requiring them to transfer to another home.
The way to fight a woman is with your hat. Grab it and run.
The way to fight a woman is with your hat. Grab it and run.
A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the read more
Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the gentleman.
My wife organized the Jewish Women's Caucus boycott of Moses..
wait.. ! I am receiving a correction !
My wife read more
My wife organized the Jewish Women's Caucus boycott of Moses..
wait.. ! I am receiving a correction !
My wife was the VERY LAST woman to join the Jewish Women's
Caucus boycott of Moses!
When a man gets up to speak, people listen, then look. When a woman gets up, people look; then, if read more
When a man gets up to speak, people listen, then look. When a woman gets up, people look; then, if they like what they see, they listen.
