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Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.

Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.

by Dick Van Dyke Found in: Wives Quotes,
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The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.

The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.

by Clifton Fadiman Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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A man who marries a woman to educate her falls a victim to the same fallacy as the woman who read more

A man who marries a woman to educate her falls a victim to the same fallacy as the woman who marries a man to reform him.

by Alphonse Karr Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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A beautiful lady is an accident of nature. A beautiful old lady is a work of art.

A beautiful lady is an accident of nature. A beautiful old lady is a work of art.

by Louis Nizer Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home, which answer the same purpose as read more

I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home, which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.

by Marie Corelli Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.

Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.

by Anonymous Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

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A mother understands what a child does not say.

A mother understands what a child does not say.

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They keep saying the right person will come along, I think mine got hit by a truck.

They keep saying the right person will come along, I think mine got hit by a truck.

by Oscar Wilde Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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