Krishna offered to the little girl
mouse.. the hand of the sungod
in marriage.. but instead she
chose
a little read more

Krishna offered to the little girl
mouse.. the hand of the sungod
in marriage.. but instead she
chose
a little boy mouse.

I hate women because they always know where things are.

I hate women because they always know where things are.

The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.

The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.

Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended.

Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended.

Thank heaven. A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.

Thank heaven. A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.

I married beneath me. All women do.

I married beneath me. All women do.

The woman who is known only through a man is known wrong.

The woman who is known only through a man is known wrong.

It is the woman who chooses the man who will choose her.

It is the woman who chooses the man who will choose her.

Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. read more

Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around her neck 'Lay on Top of Me Or I'll Die.' I didn't know what I was gonna do....".