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There must be some reason why a man must be convinced, while a woman must be persuaded.

There must be some reason why a man must be convinced, while a woman must be persuaded.

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Man was made at the end of the week's work, when God was tired

Man was made at the end of the week's work, when God was tired

by Mark Twain Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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God help the man who won't marry until he finds a perfect woman, and God help him still more if read more

God help the man who won't marry until he finds a perfect woman, and God help him still more if he finds her.

by Jenny Weber Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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The way to fight a woman is with your hat. Grab it and run.

The way to fight a woman is with your hat. Grab it and run.

by John Barrymore Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.

by Gloria Steinem Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your read more

A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.

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Marriage is like a box of chocolates. You have to squeeze a few bottoms to make sure you like what read more

Marriage is like a box of chocolates. You have to squeeze a few bottoms to make sure you like what you are getting.

by Anonymous Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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The kind of power mothers have is enormous. Take the skyline of Istanbul -- enormous breasts, pathetic little willies, a read more

The kind of power mothers have is enormous. Take the skyline of Istanbul -- enormous breasts, pathetic little willies, a final revenge on Islam. I was so scared I had to crouch in the bottom of the boat when I saw it.

by Angela Carter Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.

Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.

by Anonymous Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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