An ounce of mother is worth a pound of clergy.

An ounce of mother is worth a pound of clergy.

Some men are born with cold feet; some acquire cold feet; and some have cold feet thrust upon them.

Some men are born with cold feet; some acquire cold feet; and some have cold feet thrust upon them.

The way to fight a woman is with your hat. Grab it and run.

The way to fight a woman is with your hat. Grab it and run.

A mother understands what a child does not say.

A mother understands what a child does not say.

Patience makes a woman beautiful in middle age.

Patience makes a woman beautiful in middle age.

A mother who is really a mother is never free.

A mother who is really a mother is never free.

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.

When women go wrong, men go right after them.

When women go wrong, men go right after them.

And behind every man who's a failure there's a woman, too!

And behind every man who's a failure there's a woman, too!