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    A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What do you mean?" responded her mother. "Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came back with another.".

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What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to read more

What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be trusted, and sometimes, just to be held. What Men Want: Tickets for the world series.

by Dave Barry Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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The majority of persons choose their wives with as little prudence as they eat. They see a troll with nothing read more

The majority of persons choose their wives with as little prudence as they eat. They see a troll with nothing else to recommend her but a pair of thighs and choice hunkers, and so smart to void their seed that they marry her at once. They imagine they can live in marvelous contentment with handsome feet and ambrosial buttocks. Most men are accredited fools shortly after they leave the womb.

by Edward Dahlberg Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.

by Oscar Wilde Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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It seems as though women keep growing. Eventually they can have little or nothing in common with the men they read more

It seems as though women keep growing. Eventually they can have little or nothing in common with the men they chose long ago.

by Eugenie Clark Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage.

It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage.

by Baskins Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.

If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.

by Oliver Herford Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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A mother understands what a child does not say.

A mother understands what a child does not say.

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Man forgives women anything save the wit to outwit him.

Man forgives women anything save the wit to outwit him.

by Minna Antrim Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry.

If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry.

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