Marriage is like a box of chocolates. You have to squeeze a few bottoms to make sure you like what read more

Marriage is like a box of chocolates. You have to squeeze a few bottoms to make sure you like what you are getting.

When a woman behaves like a man why doesn't she behave like a nice man?

When a woman behaves like a man why doesn't she behave like a nice man?

Some men demand rough treatment everywhere!

Some men demand rough treatment everywhere!

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.

The family is the school of duties... founded on love.

The family is the school of duties... founded on love.

A small family is soon provided for.

A small family is soon provided for.

Ne'er take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in.

Ne'er take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in.

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.

The best way to hold a man is in your arms.

The best way to hold a man is in your arms.