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Femininity appears to be one of those pivotal qualities that is so important no one can define it.
Femininity appears to be one of those pivotal qualities that is so important no one can define it.
Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.
Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.
The kind of power mothers have is enormous. Take the skyline of Istanbul -- enormous breasts, pathetic little willies, a read more
The kind of power mothers have is enormous. Take the skyline of Istanbul -- enormous breasts, pathetic little willies, a final revenge on Islam. I was so scared I had to crouch in the bottom of the boat when I saw it.
If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
Men are like a deck of cards. You'll find the occasional king, but most are jacks.
Men are like a deck of cards. You'll find the occasional king, but most are jacks.
The trouble with some women is they get all excited about nothing, and then they marry him.
The trouble with some women is they get all excited about nothing, and then they marry him.
Where can a person be better than in the bosom of their family.
Where can a person be better than in the bosom of their family.
You know, fathers just have a way of putting everything together.
You know, fathers just have a way of putting everything together.
A gentleman will not insult me, and no man not a gentleman can insult me.
A gentleman will not insult me, and no man not a gentleman can insult me.
