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When women go wrong, men go right after them.
When women go wrong, men go right after them.
Family jokes, though rightly cursed by strangers, are the bond that keeps most families alive.
Family jokes, though rightly cursed by strangers, are the bond that keeps most families alive.
Be kind to thy father, for when thou were young, who loved thee so fondly as he? He caught the read more
Be kind to thy father, for when thou were young, who loved thee so fondly as he? He caught the first accents that fell from thy tongue, and joined in thy innocent glee.
Marriage is like a box of chocolates. You have to squeeze a few bottoms to make sure you like what read more
Marriage is like a box of chocolates. You have to squeeze a few bottoms to make sure you like what you are getting.
A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
In the past decade or so, the women's magazines have taken to running home-handyperson articles suggesting that women can learn read more
In the past decade or so, the women's magazines have taken to running home-handyperson articles suggesting that women can learn to fix things just as well as men. These articles are apparently based on the ludicrous assumption that _men_ know how to fix things, when in fact all they know how to do is _look_ at things in a certain squinty-eyed manner, which they learned in Wood Shop; eventually, when enough things in the home are broken, they take a job requiring them to transfer to another home.
If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.
There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.
