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It is the woman who chooses the man who will choose her.
It is the woman who chooses the man who will choose her.
On one issue, at least, men and women agree; they both distrust women.
On one issue, at least, men and women agree; they both distrust women.
The way to fight a woman is with your hat. Grab it and run.
The way to fight a woman is with your hat. Grab it and run.
Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good marriage.
There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good marriage.
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Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker room is the temple where they worship arrested development.
Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young.
Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young.
Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right, instantly
Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right, instantly