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Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.
Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.
Study to be quiet, and to do your own business. [1 Thessalonians 4:11].
Study to be quiet, and to do your own business. [1 Thessalonians 4:11].
Epperson's law: When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at.
Epperson's law: When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at.
Diamonds never leave you... men do!
Diamonds never leave you... men do!
It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage.
It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage.
I require three things in a man: He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.
I require three things in a man: He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.
All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
Marriage isn't a word... it's a sentence.
Marriage isn't a word... it's a sentence.
A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.
A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.