If ever two were one, then surely we. If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.

If ever two were one, then surely we. If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.

A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your read more

A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.

In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved.

In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved.

Man forgives women anything save the wit to outwit him.

Man forgives women anything save the wit to outwit him.

The surest sign of age is loneliness.

The surest sign of age is loneliness.

A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.

A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.

Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.

Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.

You don't know a woman until you have a letter from her

You don't know a woman until you have a letter from her

If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.

If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.