A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.

Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended.

Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended.

Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.

Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.

If ever two were one, then surely we. If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.

If ever two were one, then surely we. If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your read more

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family.

Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.

Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.

A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one who hopes they are.

A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one who hopes they are.

A good cigar is as great a comfort to a man as a good cry is to a woman.

A good cigar is as great a comfort to a man as a good cry is to a woman.