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    The most important thing in a relationship between a man and a woman is that one of them must be good at taking orders.

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A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your read more

A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.

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Man loves little and often. Woman much and rarely.

Man loves little and often. Woman much and rarely.

by Basta Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good marriage.

There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good marriage.

by John Lyly Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one who hopes they are.

A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one who hopes they are.

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If Mr. Vincent Price were to be co-starred with Miss Bette Davis in a story by Mr. Edgar Allan Poe read more

If Mr. Vincent Price were to be co-starred with Miss Bette Davis in a story by Mr. Edgar Allan Poe directed by Mr. Roger Corman, it could not fully express the pent-up violence and depravity of a single day in the life of the average family.

by Quentin Crisp Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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Just as women are afraid of receiving, men are afraid of giving.

Just as women are afraid of receiving, men are afraid of giving.

by John Gray Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist.

Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist.

by Martin Mull Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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The society of women is the element of good manners.

The society of women is the element of good manners.

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The man that blushes is not quite a brute.

The man that blushes is not quite a brute.

by Edward Young Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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