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    Men don't know much about women. We do know when they're happy. We know when they're crying, and we know when they're pissed off. We just don't know in what order these are gonna come at us.

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The surest sign of age is loneliness.

The surest sign of age is loneliness.

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Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.

Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.

by Jim Backus Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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There is no kind of harassment that a man may not inflict on a woman with impunity in civilized societies.

There is no kind of harassment that a man may not inflict on a woman with impunity in civilized societies.

by Denis Diderot Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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The most expensive wedding usually ends with the quickest divorce.

The most expensive wedding usually ends with the quickest divorce.

by Anonymous Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.

by F. M. Knowles Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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The woman is the home. That's where she used to be, and that's where she still is. You might ask read more

The woman is the home. That's where she used to be, and that's where she still is. You might ask me, What if a man tries to be part of the home -- will the woman let him? I answer yes. Because then he becomes one of the children.

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Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives.

Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives.

by H. L. Mencken Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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God gave women intuition and femininity. Used properly, the combination easily jumbles the brain of any man I've ever met. read more

God gave women intuition and femininity. Used properly, the combination easily jumbles the brain of any man I've ever met. -Farrah Fawcett.

by Farrah Fawcett Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.

by Ogden Nash Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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