I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.

I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young.

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young.

Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.

Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.

When women go wrong, men go right after them. -Mae West.

When women go wrong, men go right after them. -Mae West.

If all men are born free, why is it that all women are born slaves?

If all men are born free, why is it that all women are born slaves?

Cautious, careful people, always casting about to preserve their reputations ... can never effect a reform. -Susan B. Anthony.

Cautious, careful people, always casting about to preserve their reputations ... can never effect a reform. -Susan B. Anthony.

Patience makes a woman beautiful in middle age.

Patience makes a woman beautiful in middle age.

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.

Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.

Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.