Where can a person be better than in the bosom of their family.

Where can a person be better than in the bosom of their family.

The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.

The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.

Marriage isn't a word... it's a sentence.

Marriage isn't a word... it's a sentence.

You see, dear, it is not true that woman was made from man's rib; she was really made from his read more

You see, dear, it is not true that woman was made from man's rib; she was really made from his funny bone.

A gentleman will not insult me, and no man not a gentleman can insult me.

A gentleman will not insult me, and no man not a gentleman can insult me.

A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.

A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.

Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

Whatever else is unsure in this stinking dunghill of a world a mother's love is not.

Whatever else is unsure in this stinking dunghill of a world a mother's love is not.

To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it; whenever you're right, shut read more

To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it; whenever you're right, shut up.