There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.

There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.

There are three things men can do with women: love them, suffer for them, or turn them into literature.

There are three things men can do with women: love them, suffer for them, or turn them into literature.

A small family is soon provided for.

A small family is soon provided for.

Man was made at the end of the week's work, when God was tired

Man was made at the end of the week's work, when God was tired

The surest sign of age is loneliness.

The surest sign of age is loneliness.

Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's family does read more

Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's family does too.

A mother understands what a child does not say.

A mother understands what a child does not say.

Diamonds never leave you... men do!

Diamonds never leave you... men do!

I refuse to admit that I am more than 52, even if that makes my children illegitimate.

I refuse to admit that I am more than 52, even if that makes my children illegitimate.