She'd have you spew up what you've drunk when you were out.

She'd have you spew up what you've drunk when you were out.

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.

Thank heaven. A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.

Thank heaven. A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.

I hate women because they always know where things are.

I hate women because they always know where things are.

I would be married, but I'd have no wife, I would be married to a single life.

I would be married, but I'd have no wife, I would be married to a single life.

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his.

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his.

I think men are afraid to be with a successful woman, because we are terribly strong, we know what we read more

I think men are afraid to be with a successful woman, because we are terribly strong, we know what we want and we are not fragile enough.

Of all the rights of women, the greatest is to be a mother.

Of all the rights of women, the greatest is to be a mother.

All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.

All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.