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I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules, including: * Both of your socks should always be read more
I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules, including: * Both of your socks should always be the same color * Or they should at least both be fairly dark.
Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
The most expensive wedding usually ends with the quickest divorce.
The most expensive wedding usually ends with the quickest divorce.
Generally, employees who file complaints of discrimination do so as a last resort.
Generally, employees who file complaints of discrimination do so as a last resort.
We've chosen the path to equality, don't let them turn us around.
We've chosen the path to equality, don't let them turn us around.
While farmers generally allow one rooster for ten hens, ten men are scarcely sufficient to service one woman.
While farmers generally allow one rooster for ten hens, ten men are scarcely sufficient to service one woman.
If it's a woman, its caustic; if it's a man, it's authoritative. -Barbara Walters.
If it's a woman, its caustic; if it's a man, it's authoritative. -Barbara Walters.
If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely read more
A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed