Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives.

Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives.

A woman in love can't be reasonable--or she probably wouldn't be in love.

A woman in love can't be reasonable--or she probably wouldn't be in love.

You know, fathers just have a way of putting everything together.

You know, fathers just have a way of putting everything together.

A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one who hopes they are.

A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one who hopes they are.

Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.

Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.

Where can a person be better than in the bosom of their family.

Where can a person be better than in the bosom of their family.

While farmers generally allow one rooster for ten hens, ten men are scarcely sufficient to service one woman.

While farmers generally allow one rooster for ten hens, ten men are scarcely sufficient to service one woman.

Woman is not born: she is made. In the making, her humanity is destroyed. She becomes symbol of this, symbol read more

Woman is not born: she is made. In the making, her humanity is destroyed. She becomes symbol of this, symbol of that: mother of the earth, slut of the universe; but she never becomes herself because it is forbidden for her to do so.

Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.

Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.