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Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy-- the mother.
Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy-- the mother.
They keep saying the right person will come along, I think mine got hit by a truck.
They keep saying the right person will come along, I think mine got hit by a truck.
I'd marry again if I found a man who had 15 million and would sign over half of it to read more
I'd marry again if I found a man who had 15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the marriage and guarantee he'd be dead within a year.
And behind every man who's a failure there's a woman, too!
And behind every man who's a failure there's a woman, too!
A good husband makes a good wife.
A good husband makes a good wife.
Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.
Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.
When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the read more
When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims of intact ones.
Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.
Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.
The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.
The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.
