By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.

By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.

An ounce of mother is worth a pound of clergy.

An ounce of mother is worth a pound of clergy.

One should never trust a woman who tells one her real age. A woman who would tell one that would read more

One should never trust a woman who tells one her real age. A woman who would tell one that would tell one anything.

You don't know a woman until you have a letter from her

You don't know a woman until you have a letter from her

I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.

I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.

You know, fathers just have a way of putting everything together.

You know, fathers just have a way of putting everything together.

Epperson's law: When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at.

Epperson's law: When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at.

Patience makes a woman beautiful in middle age.

Patience makes a woman beautiful in middle age.

For a male and female to live continuously together is...biologically speaking, an extremely unnatural condition.

For a male and female to live continuously together is...biologically speaking, an extremely unnatural condition.