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The man who can smile when things go wrong has thought of someone else he can blame it on.
The man who can smile when things go wrong has thought of someone else he can blame it on.
She'd have you spew up what you've drunk when you were out.
She'd have you spew up what you've drunk when you were out.
My wife organized the Jewish Women's Caucus boycott of Moses..
wait.. ! I am receiving a correction !
My wife read more
My wife organized the Jewish Women's Caucus boycott of Moses..
wait.. ! I am receiving a correction !
My wife was the VERY LAST woman to join the Jewish Women's
Caucus boycott of Moses!
If you want something said, ask a man; if you want something done, ask a woman. -Margaret Thatcher.
If you want something said, ask a man; if you want something done, ask a woman. -Margaret Thatcher.
A small family is soon provided for.
A small family is soon provided for.
Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.
Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.
The majority of persons choose their wives with as little prudence as they eat. They see a troll with nothing read more
The majority of persons choose their wives with as little prudence as they eat. They see a troll with nothing else to recommend her but a pair of thighs and choice hunkers, and so smart to void their seed that they marry her at once. They imagine they can live in marvelous contentment with handsome feet and ambrosial buttocks. Most men are accredited fools shortly after they leave the womb.
For a male and female to live continuously together is...biologically speaking, an extremely unnatural condition.
For a male and female to live continuously together is...biologically speaking, an extremely unnatural condition.
By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.
By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.
