The majority of persons choose their wives with as little prudence as they eat. They see a troll with nothing else to recommend her but a pair of thighs and choice hunkers, and so smart to void their seed that they marry her at once. They imagine they can live in marvelous contentment with handsome feet and ambrosial buttocks. Most men are accredited fools shortly after they leave the womb.
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Call no man your father upon the earth, for one is your Father, which is in heaven.
Call no man your father upon the earth, for one is your Father, which is in heaven.
I'm not interested in age. People who tell me their age are silly. You're as old as you feel.
I'm not interested in age. People who tell me their age are silly. You're as old as you feel.
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A woman isn't complete without a man. But where do you find a man - a real man - these days?
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It is impossible to believe that the same God who permitted His own son to die a bachelor regards celibacy as an actual sin.
Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
If ever two were one, then surely we. If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.
If ever two were one, then surely we. If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.
A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
