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    The majority of persons choose their wives with as little prudence as they eat. They see a troll with nothing else to recommend her but a pair of thighs and choice hunkers, and so smart to void their seed that they marry her at once. They imagine they can live in marvelous contentment with handsome feet and ambrosial buttocks. Most men are accredited fools shortly after they leave the womb.

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A woman's guess is much more accurate than a man's certainty.

A woman's guess is much more accurate than a man's certainty.

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Marriage is a great institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

Marriage is a great institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

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To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it; whenever you're right, shut read more

To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it; whenever you're right, shut up.

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The woman is the home. That's where she used to be, and that's where she still is. You might ask read more

The woman is the home. That's where she used to be, and that's where she still is. You might ask me, What if a man tries to be part of the home -- will the woman let him? I answer yes. Because then he becomes one of the children.

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Patience makes a woman beautiful in middle age.

Patience makes a woman beautiful in middle age.

by Elliot Paul Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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Men say they love independence in a woman, but they don't waste a second demolishing it brick by brick.

Men say they love independence in a woman, but they don't waste a second demolishing it brick by brick.

by Candice Bergen Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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Some men demand rough treatment everywhere!

Some men demand rough treatment everywhere!

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I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.

I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.

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I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never be read more

I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to have me.

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