The majority of persons choose their wives with as little prudence as they eat. They see a troll with nothing else to recommend her but a pair of thighs and choice hunkers, and so smart to void their seed that they marry her at once. They imagine they can live in marvelous contentment with handsome feet and ambrosial buttocks. Most men are accredited fools shortly after they leave the womb.
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A commitment to sexual equality with males is a commitment to becoming the rich instead of the poor, the rapist read more
A commitment to sexual equality with males is a commitment to becoming the rich instead of the poor, the rapist instead of the raped, the murderer instead of the murdered.
Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently.
Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently.
Though bachelors be the strongest stakes, married men are the best binders, in the hedge of the commonwealth.
Though bachelors be the strongest stakes, married men are the best binders, in the hedge of the commonwealth.
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A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.
Marriage isn't a word... it's a sentence.
Marriage isn't a word... it's a sentence.
The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
