The majority of persons choose their wives with as little prudence as they eat. They see a troll with nothing else to recommend her but a pair of thighs and choice hunkers, and so smart to void their seed that they marry her at once. They imagine they can live in marvelous contentment with handsome feet and ambrosial buttocks. Most men are accredited fools shortly after they leave the womb.
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All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.
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It is the woman who chooses the man who will choose her.
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Girls are like butterflies...pretty to look at, too hard to catch.
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Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...
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Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
