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I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how read more
I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting.
Don't you realize that as long as you have to sit down to pee, you'll never be a dominant force read more
Don't you realize that as long as you have to sit down to pee, you'll never be a dominant force in the world? You'll never be a convincing technocrat or middle manager. Because people will know. She's in there sitting down.
When a man opens the car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.
When a man opens the car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.
A woman's head is always influenced by heart; but a man's heart by his head. -Lady Marguerite Blessington.
A woman's head is always influenced by heart; but a man's heart by his head. -Lady Marguerite Blessington.
Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.
Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.
It is the woman who chooses the man who will choose her.
It is the woman who chooses the man who will choose her.
The feminine mystique has succeeded in burying millions of American women alive.
The feminine mystique has succeeded in burying millions of American women alive.
If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry.
If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry.
The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.
The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.
