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Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker room is the temple where read more

Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker room is the temple where they worship arrested development.

by Dave Barry Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.

Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.

by S. T. Coleridge Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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She'd have you spew up what you've drunk when you were out.

She'd have you spew up what you've drunk when you were out.

by Caecilius Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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The most expensive wedding usually ends with the quickest divorce.

The most expensive wedding usually ends with the quickest divorce.

by Anonymous Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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Want him to be more of a man? Try being more of a woman!

Want him to be more of a man? Try being more of a woman!

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An ounce of mother is worth a pound of clergy.

An ounce of mother is worth a pound of clergy.

by Spanish Proverb Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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The person who can be only serious or only cheerful, is but half a man.

The person who can be only serious or only cheerful, is but half a man.

by Leigh Hunt Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in bed with read more

My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in bed with her.

by Lenny Bruce Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way.

Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way.

by Anonymous Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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