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Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker room is the temple where read more
Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker room is the temple where they worship arrested development.
Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
She'd have you spew up what you've drunk when you were out.
She'd have you spew up what you've drunk when you were out.
The most expensive wedding usually ends with the quickest divorce.
The most expensive wedding usually ends with the quickest divorce.
Want him to be more of a man? Try being more of a woman!
Want him to be more of a man? Try being more of a woman!
An ounce of mother is worth a pound of clergy.
An ounce of mother is worth a pound of clergy.
The person who can be only serious or only cheerful, is but half a man.
The person who can be only serious or only cheerful, is but half a man.
My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in bed with read more
My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in bed with her.
Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way.
Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way.
