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She'd have you spew up what you've drunk when you were out.
She'd have you spew up what you've drunk when you were out.
Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends up blocking his retreat.
Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends up blocking his retreat.
Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
I hate women because they always know where things are.
I hate women because they always know where things are.
They keep saying the right person will come along, I think mine got hit by a truck.
They keep saying the right person will come along, I think mine got hit by a truck.
Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
The most expensive wedding usually ends with the quickest divorce.
The most expensive wedding usually ends with the quickest divorce.
A good cigar is as great a comfort to a man as a good cry is to a woman.
A good cigar is as great a comfort to a man as a good cry is to a woman.
On one issue, at least, men and women agree; they both distrust women.
On one issue, at least, men and women agree; they both distrust women.
