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The trouble with some women is they get all excited about nothing, and then they marry him.
The trouble with some women is they get all excited about nothing, and then they marry him.
Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.
Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.
A man who marries a woman to educate her falls a victim to the same fallacy as the woman who read more
A man who marries a woman to educate her falls a victim to the same fallacy as the woman who marries a man to reform him.
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in read more
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.
A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your read more
A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.
The family is the nucleus of civilization.
The family is the nucleus of civilization.
I'd marry again if I found a man who had 15 million and would sign over half of it to read more
I'd marry again if I found a man who had 15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the marriage and guarantee he'd be dead within a year.
Patience makes a woman beautiful in middle age.
Patience makes a woman beautiful in middle age.
They keep saying the right person will come along, I think mine got hit by a truck.
They keep saying the right person will come along, I think mine got hit by a truck.
