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And behind every man who's a failure there's a woman, too!
And behind every man who's a failure there's a woman, too!
Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.
Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
God help the man who won't marry until he finds a perfect woman, and God help him still more if read more
God help the man who won't marry until he finds a perfect woman, and God help him still more if he finds her.
The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.
The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.
The kind of power mothers have is enormous. Take the skyline of Istanbul -- enormous breasts, pathetic little willies, a read more
The kind of power mothers have is enormous. Take the skyline of Istanbul -- enormous breasts, pathetic little willies, a final revenge on Islam. I was so scared I had to crouch in the bottom of the boat when I saw it.
A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
The man who can smile when things go wrong has thought of someone else he can blame it on.
The man who can smile when things go wrong has thought of someone else he can blame it on.
