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Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
Once a man is on hand, a woman tends to stop believing in her own beliefs.
Once a man is on hand, a woman tends to stop believing in her own beliefs.
Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...
Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...
Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do and I gave the commonsensical reply that read more
Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do and I gave the commonsensical reply that we don't have as much money. That was a true but incomplete answer. In fact, women's total instinct for gambling is satisfied by marriage.
A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
The surest sign of age is loneliness.
The surest sign of age is loneliness.
To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties.
To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties.
Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.
Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.
If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
